i'm viktoria and puns are the best kind of joke

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May 31st at 11PM / via: pwnator / op: satanography / reblog / 4,319 notes
nuvemlilas:

It’ll be fun, they said.

nuvemlilas:

It’ll be fun, they said.

May 11th at 12AM / via: theodorahatzis / op: nuvemlilas / reblog / 106 notes

Whores will have their trinkets: nedafish: moraniarty: delladilly: slattern: i’m not prepared for... →

nedafish:

moraniarty:

delladilly:

slattern:

i’m not prepared for adulthood

  • what are taxes and how do you “do” them
  • what is balancing a checkbook like do you just walk around with a checkbook on your head like in a posh finishing school to improve posture
  • what if you…
Apr 10th at 12AM / via: toodaloo / op: slattern / reblog / 13,091 notes

ocean-blueyes:

OH CHANDLER

Apr 2nd at 2AM / via: ocean-blueyes / op: -emmaaa / reblog / 69,960 notes

o-c-e-a-n-i-c:

this is terrific 

“tell your wife she looks pretty, even if you looks like a truck” or Ricky aged 10, you’re a classic

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Apr 2nd at 1AM / via: ocean-blueyes / op: devoureth / reblog / 260,789 notes

thefunniestpost:

Featured in thefunniestpost.com

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Apr 2nd at 1AM / via: why-you-so-dumb / op: jaztastik / reblog / 83,398 notes
skypenguins:

“MY CABBAGES”

skypenguins:

“MY CABBAGES”

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Apr 2nd at 1AM / via: pwnator / op: thundergodinthedigitalage / reblog / 399 notes

the-sociopaths-have-10-ant:

My childhood was brilliant and violent.

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Apr 1st at 7PM / via: theodorahatzis / op: darkseids / reblog / 39,086 notes

woman who does my work roster is legitimately a dumb shit